Jukeboxer

Jukeboxer is a Grotto Beast from the Grotto Beasts trading card game. With 8 health, 8 attack and 8 defense, it is a very powerful card. As pictured to the right, Jukeboxer takes the form of a frowning jukebox with arms ending in boxing gloves. When the Grotto Gang first encounters Jukeboxer, they find that its gloves are actually part of its body, and that you can feel its heartbeat through them. This confirms that Jukeboxer is an ungodly amalgamation of flesh and machine.

Jukeboxer can play back any song it's heard before, effectively making it one of the few Grotto Beasts that can actually talk. In the 2002 Grotto Beasts webcomic, Jukeboxer used this ability several times to play the role of messenger for Dr Grot Esq. Each time, Grot Esq. would dictate a message in the form of a monotonous song, and Jukeboxer would have to relay it to Schlotto. Eventually, Jukeboxer got sick of this and escaped from the grasp of Grot Esq., forcing Grot Esq. to just go and buy a cell phone.